People used to have their own satisfaction and ways how to make other people laugh. Everybody have their own level of happiness and taste on jokes and funny things. Some are able to make it as a comedian like Dr. Bean. However, please feel free to judge my creations and imaginations as I share these to you.

Here are something assorted and really makes me laugh, myself while thinking. It is based on my true imaginings of funny things, in which maybe experienced and seen by other people, or maybe not.

However, anyone who wished to turn this into a production, play or even creating these into a newspaper, comic or book characters may do so, but of course with my consent and agreement.

Please enjoy reading!

FREAKYPOLS– “A Humanoid”

No changes to the actual human figure but just the location of the following. The male and female organs are situated in the natural location of the nose, and the rectum is still under it. It’s the reason why these people walking with the cover on their head, except for the eyes. The mouth is on the right palm and the nose is on the left.

CHOO-CHOO! – “A Military Game”

Where both participants are standing with the wall in between them up to their shoulder, so they can hide freely to avoid spiting of the enemy on the other side. Three spits to the enemy’s face wins.

BASKET-BULLIES – “A Super-dwarf’s Game”

Most people enjoyed watching basketball even though they seemed foolish. Because some of them don’t really need to jump to reach the ring as they used to be so tall. For me it’s not clever enough to see tall people playing basketball. I don’t see any challenge on it. It would be more wonderful seeing a dwarf reach the ring.

PEE-WEE – “A Writers Game”

The participants must clearly write the correct spelling of the words on the land in a print type letters using his or her urine. No script type letters is allowed.

DISGUSTING THROW – “An Individual Nose-picking Game”

Wherein participants will compete in getting as much of their dried mucus and flick this into a white board with scores just like in archery game.

PEE-WEE – “A Writers Game”

The participants must clearly write the correct spelling of the words on the land in a print type letters using his or her urine. No script type letters is allowed.

PONG-PONG’S – “A Waste Management Game”

Wherein participants are encouraged to eat as much as they can, choosing the food that they think could make their Pong very stink and makes chosen people eliminate in the area when they puff.

PONG’S FIGURE – “An Artist Game”

Where creativity does matter, using human waste as their media in creating a unique figure or art made of Pong. A fine and natural way is a plus, without changing the actual figure created during puffing time. A stick and spiral shape is accepted but depends on the judges decision.

PART RELAY – “A Family Game”

Where in everybody are gathered to do the non-stop parting and in sequence. It will starts with the father up to the youngest in the family. A family with the loudest and the longest parts wins.